kajiraraven:

love-and-bdsm:

love-and-bdsm:

I get asked a LOT how I punish my subs, and there have been a lot of things that bother me about the way people seem to think about punishment.
1.) I hate when submissives who aren’t mine are rude to me and then say I need to punished and then tell me what I can do to them. Umm, no, I’m not your Mistress. Your punishment for being rude to me is me blocking you.
2.) I dislike the notion that punishment is something a sub should want. At least for me, punishment means you have hurt or disappointed me. I’m not going to punish you with an activity you enjoy. You’re not going to learn anything from that. You are going to hate it.
3.) If you like pain play, discipline, humiliation, or whatever, that’s great! We can do those things without you misbehaving. We can even roleplay that it’s punishment without having to cause damage to our relationship. Ask for it.
4.) No, being a dominant does NOT mean I automatically love punishing subs and watching them suffer. I hate punishing subs. I’d much rather reward them for GOOD behavior.
5.) No, I am not going to tell you in detail how I would punish you for a vague hypothetical infraction. Punishments have endless possibilities and will always be based on the type and severity of the offense, extenuating circumstances, aggravating circumstances, and the likes and dislikes of the submissive.
6.) No, punishments aren’t “worse” when I’m angry. I don’t punish when I’m emotionally compromised. I remove myself from the situation, take time to cool down, and decide a punishment when I’m level headed. Anything less could easily be named abusive.
7.) Punishment is not cruel. It is not excessive. It is not for no reason. It does not “destroy” the submissive. It is NOT done without consent. That is abuse. Punishment is fair, it is fitting, it is deserved, it is consensual, and it should enable the submissive to grow and learn.

Jeez. This popped up randomly and has gotten a BUNCH of notes. 

This is very good. I have a lot of respect for this person. 

kajiraraven:

love-and-bdsm:

love-and-bdsm:

I get asked a LOT how I punish my subs, and there have been a lot of things that bother me about the way people seem to think about punishment.

1.) I hate when submissives who aren’t mine are rude to me and then say I need to punished and then tell me what I can do to them. Umm, no, I’m not your Mistress. Your punishment for being rude to me is me blocking you.

2.) I dislike the notion that punishment is something a sub should want. At least for me, punishment means you have hurt or disappointed me. I’m not going to punish you with an activity you enjoy. You’re not going to learn anything from that. You are going to hate it.

3.) If you like pain play, discipline, humiliation, or whatever, that’s great! We can do those things without you misbehaving. We can even roleplay that it’s punishment without having to cause damage to our relationship. Ask for it.

4.) No, being a dominant does NOT mean I automatically love punishing subs and watching them suffer. I hate punishing subs. I’d much rather reward them for GOOD behavior.

5.) No, I am not going to tell you in detail how I would punish you for a vague hypothetical infraction. Punishments have endless possibilities and will always be based on the type and severity of the offense, extenuating circumstances, aggravating circumstances, and the likes and dislikes of the submissive.

6.) No, punishments aren’t “worse” when I’m angry. I don’t punish when I’m emotionally compromised. I remove myself from the situation, take time to cool down, and decide a punishment when I’m level headed. Anything less could easily be named abusive.

7.) Punishment is not cruel. It is not excessive. It is not for no reason. It does not “destroy” the submissive. It is NOT done without consent. That is abuse. Punishment is fair, it is fitting, it is deserved, it is consensual, and it should enable the submissive to grow and learn.

Jeez. This popped up randomly and has gotten a BUNCH of notes. 

This is very good. I have a lot of respect for this person. 

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Anonymous Asked:
Do you know any good g!p Elsanna fics besides Arendelle High?

misssuchaflirt:

Well so far from all the g!p fics I’ve read they mostly lead to smut. Well actually they all do. As for a series that’s frequently updating, I only know of Arendelle High. This is just a list of g!p fics I’ve read and liked. Some are still new and updating so that’s good :)

I’ll tell you which ones are one-shots or have chapters. I’ll also add the summaries, if they have one, to give you an idea of what to expect just in case some are not to your liking. I don’t want any of you to read something you didn’t want to.

P.S. The *bolded ones are my absolute favorites ;)

I just want to be perfectly clear here. THEY ALL HAVE SMUT. Okay thank you and enjoy reading :)

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Full MoonOn a full moon night, Anna wakes up next to Elsa to find something very… strange in her underwear. WARNING: G!P (One-shot, slight fluff, icest) Enjoy! (one-shot)

Everything Is Terrible - ”..and consequently, the sky’s awake.” [Plotless Elsanna smut featuring g!p Elsa] (one-shot)

You’re Dying to Try, You Want to Kiss the Girl - Teenage!Elsa needs sexual release, and she’s going to get it one way or another. WARNING: Non-con, underage sex, incest, g!p Elsa. (one-shot)

Elsanna PWP - Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3Some smut for your amusement.  Anna’s POV. (chapters) (the chapters are broken up so that’s why it’s presented like that)

*Someday My Prince Will ComeAnna is determined to get pregnant, no matter how much Elsa refuses to let it happen. Content warning: Incest, g!p Elsa. (one-shot)

*Surprise Surprise - Collection of g!pElsa or g!pAnna oneshots on different universe. (chapters)

*Solving the Girlfriend Problem - Modern AU one-shot (initially: I’ve caved and decided to continue) of g!p, trans Elsa: Anna is incredibly happy to be Elsa’s girlfriend, really. It’s just that she’s missing a few things in her life and feeling frustrated. And when Anna is frustrated, she decides to do something about it, using an interesting means. Contains Elsanna. (chapters)

*You Walked In and Oops-A-Daisy - Fulfilling a fic prompt, Anna has come home from a trip and she and Elsa go at it like bunnies. Content warning: Incest, g!p Elsa. (one-shot)

*A Series of Smut Fics of Elsanna - This will be a series of Elsanna smut oneshots that include g!p and more. Just smut stories. (chapters)

*Extracurricular Activities - Elsa has always had an overactive mind, but she’s finding it harder and harder to control herself and keep her secret safe from her sister. G!p Elsa, high school AU, masturbation, smut and Elsanna (chapters)

*CtrlShiftT - Adopted!g!pElsa and Anna become sisters with benefits after Anna is caught browsing Elsanna nsfw’s. Very smutty. Much incest. (Cover art by muuuuug on Tumblr.) (chapters)

*Catch Me - (I absolutely adore this one) -AU Elsa and Anna aren’t sisters. A story about Elsa with a g!p and how they ahem “deal” with it enjoy? Elsanna btw (chapters)

*The Mechanic - Anna managed to get more than her car fixed after she meets a hot mechanic. (one-shot)

*Slow Down Feisty Pants - Modern AU: Anna had a knack of always being a bit impatient. Always has to be moving, always want to use those burst of energy she has to good use. It was quite favorable to Elsa, as Anna had boundless amounts of energy was quite invigorating.But what Elsa liked even more…was to see Anna forced to slow down in the best of ways… G!P Elsa and minx Anna. (one-shot)

Last but not least, my fave. (for the ones who didn’t have the link):

*Arendelle High - The school’s biggest dork, Elsa, is head over heels for Anna, the head cheerleader. Will her geeky antics be enough to make the girl swoon? Or just end up making her look like the idiot her best friend Kristoff thinks she is. (This is g!p, so get away if it freaks you out. Anna and Elsa are not related in this.) (chapters)

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I hope this helped you :) Try not to get your hands down your pants ;) Anyways, enjoy!

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omfgphil:

emo-gerard:

This is amazing

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hoLY SHIT YES

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cuddlemonstercas:

flyingbackwards:

cuddlemonstercas:

oneglitterorgy:

urbandictionaryfinds:

hidefjesus:

I laminated a paper towel

why does this have 31 thousand notes

You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.

But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity
Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.
However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.
Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.
So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!
But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.
Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.
The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.
But you remain.
Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.
All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.
But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?
Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.
The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.
Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever. 
Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning? 
OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON
AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN
A LAMINATED
PAPER
T OW E L
IDK MAN,
I D K

Write. A. Book.

What if I did write a book
and the pages of that book
were made out of
laminated
paper towels

cuddlemonstercas:

flyingbackwards:

cuddlemonstercas:

oneglitterorgy:

urbandictionaryfinds:

hidefjesus:

I laminated a paper towel

why does this have 31 thousand notes

You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.

But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity

Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.

However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.

Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.

So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!

But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.

Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.

The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.

But you remain.

Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.

All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.

But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?

Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.

The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.

Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever.

Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning? 

OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON

AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN

A LAMINATED

PAPER

T OW E L

IDK MAN,

I D K

Write. A. Book.

What if I did write a book

and the pages of that book

were made out of

laminated

paper towels

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azumarrill:

Olivia Olson (voice actress of Marceline from Adventure Time) singing “I’m Yours” by Jason Mraz~ oh my god her voice makes me melt

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OOC: Commission for rfmp

hmselsanna:

wantstobuildasnowman:

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Sure, why not?

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“It’s so squishy!” Anna cried delightedly. She leaned back, lifting her legs off the ground.

“Whooo!” she yelped as the new, expensive top-of-the-line office chair tilted back father than…

frozenmusings:

1940’s AU - KristAnna Kristoff is part of a barber shop quartet and Anna is the daughter of a wealthy business man who owns most of the buildings in town.Anna’s fiancee, Hans, is away on business for a while and during that time she decides to bring her sister out shopping to keep herself distracted. An unexpected stranger catches her eye as they walk down the street, a rather handsome a capella singer amongst the others in the quartet. He catches her staring and begins to sing to her.It would go on like this for days after, until one day she walked up to him, playfully plucked the hat from his head and ran over behind the wall of the next building.Teasing him, she refused to give it back. "M’aam, if you don’t hand that over I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you out on a date. Now, I don’t think you’d want that."She smiles and places the hat on her head, "where we goin’?"
Though they both understand that she’s already engaged, they fall in love. A month later Hans returns, just as the military begins to hastily recruit every able bodied young man to help in the war. He catches word of Anna’s little afair, and makes sure a service letter finds its way to Kristoff’s doorstep, telling him he is being recruited to fight.

frozenmusings:

1940’s AU - KristAnna 
Kristoff is part of a barber shop quartet and Anna is the daughter of a wealthy business man who owns most of the buildings in town.

Anna’s fiancee, Hans, is away on business for a while and during that time she decides to bring her sister out shopping to keep herself distracted. An unexpected stranger catches her eye as they walk down the street, a rather handsome a capella singer amongst the others in the quartet. He catches her staring and begins to sing to her.
It would go on like this for days after, until one day she walked up to him, playfully plucked the hat from his head and ran over behind the wall of the next building.
Teasing him, she refused to give it back. 

"M’aam, if you don’t hand that over I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you out on a date. Now, I don’t think you’d want that."
She smiles and places the hat on her head, "where we goin’?"

Though they both understand that she’s already engaged, they fall in love. A month later Hans returns, just as the military begins to hastily recruit every able bodied young man to help in the war. He catches word of Anna’s little afair, and makes sure a service letter finds its way to Kristoff’s doorstep, telling him he is being recruited to fight.

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lorelei-lilyprincess:

piscesplz:

"Kristoff!! LOOK!!"
Guess who’s still think about Anna Summers, PA  (hint : me)
I imagined this might happen when she gets back in office after a vacation.
And also 

gosh I love Hans face in this one

LOL!!! I love this!!! XD

lorelei-lilyprincess:

piscesplz:

"Kristoff!! LOOK!!"

Guess who’s still think about Anna Summers, PA  (hint : me)

I imagined this might happen when she gets back in office after a vacation.

And also 

gosh I love Hans face in this one

LOL!!! I love this!!! XD

three-links:

operating operationally 

sauce

doctor-who-is-my-division:

oodmoriarty:

It’s all yours - Planet Earth. Now that’s a retirement plan. But just you be careful, though. No interfering. I don’t want any trouble. Just… just have a nice life. 
Oh Doctor, I will make you proud.

GUYS, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS SCENE.

MR. COPPER WENT ON TO CREATE THE MR. COPPER FOUNDATION.

YOU KNOW, THE MR. COPPER FOUNDATION WHICH INVENTED THE SUBWAVE NETWORK.

THE SUBWAVE NETWORK WHICH HARRIET JONES USED IN ‘THE STOLEN EARTH’ TO BRING THE DOCTOR BACK TO EARTH TO FIGHT THE DALEK INVASION AND STOP THE REALITY BOMB.

MR. COPPER IS THE BIGGEST UNSUNG HERO IN DOCTOR WHO.

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cleverkats:

Well behaved women rarely make history

-Eleanor Roosevelt

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1st-kuro:

[Elsa ‘s Police Station]try to use Color… Um….not bad :)

1st-kuro:

[Elsa ‘s Police Station]
try to use Color…
Um….not bad :)

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erzajaaane:

juntao0926:

handsome girl..

I-I think I’m gonna faint hooo

erzajaaane:

juntao0926:

handsome girl..

I-I think I’m gonna faint
hooo

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